When your female character is trotting through the dungeon, disarming traps and fighting orcs, a chainmail bikini will offer her protection from damage while also feeling comfortably free.

Whether you're fighting atop a snowy mountain, defending the realm on the distant plains, or tracking a quarry in the murky woods, you can bring a little bit of the sunshine and sand with you.

A chainmail bikini will make your dungeon crawl feel like a trip to the beach, and all the while offers the same armor class as conventional chain mail. You may wonder how in the world a suit of armor with a completely exposed midriff offers any protection at all, but don't worry about it—you're on vacation!