Turbo Dork

Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side. Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This shocking, vivid pink is just the thing for the flashy sports car...

I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. Ice to Never transitions from blue to pink to purple with use. Ice to Never...

"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of dark red, and green with a yellow edge shift. Note: Laserface must be used over...

Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? Let Them Eat Cake displays a range of colors from blueberry to plum with a hint of pinkish-orange in the transition when used over black. It works well on...

Think large and slithery with thick skin, sharp teeth, and more than a touch of evil! Think Leviathan! Leviathan shifts from dark teal to a lighter greenish-blue. This is just the paint to bring to...

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians. Note: Life on Mars is at its liveliest when used over a black basecoat.

Sun, earth, and moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its very deep reddish-purple to moderate reddish-orange color. Lunar Eclipse can be used all on its own or as a base under Cloud Nine or...

Have you ever seen a bluefin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a very light blue and can be used either on its own or...

Green, delicious, and hiding a secret. This bright paint is not a true turboshift but has a hint of a yellow-green shift. Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Malum Malus over a similarly...

Sundown over supercars and superstars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism. Miami Sunset brings a riot of reds and purples with a hint of orange to the party. It can be used on its own or layered...

Lyrics inspired by LA, the Midnight City, and the birthplace of Turbo Dork:Waiting in the carWaiting for the ride in the darkAt night the city growsLook at the horizon glow This Midnight City is a...

Deep below the earth when the rock phase shifts from solid to liquid ... Molten Mantle starts off looking deep purple in the bottle but shows off a slow shift from deep purple through red and orange...