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  • Turbo Dork Absinthe Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Absinthe Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    You aren't hallucinating, nor have you succeeded in your quest to find the green fairy. This is our take on that wormwood-flavored drink - Absinthe, our coolest green metallic.  Note: For the most...
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  • Turbo Dork Gordian Knot Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Gordian Knot Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of 70s British Racing Green, but also acts as our spiritual...
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  • Turbo Dork Box Wine Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Box Wine Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone. It was named after that rich, dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide. This deep burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a...
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  • Turbo Dork Curacao Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Curacao Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea. Curacao is a warm blue with a bit of green that will make you think of...
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  • Turbo Dork Apple Seed Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Apple Seed Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    Appleseed, like the Granny Smith, has a tart and crisp feel to it. It is a bright, delicious green ready to highlight that poisoned apple. Note: For the most vibrant results, please use Appleseed...
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  • Turbo Dork Dork Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Dork Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    Dork, the companion to Turbo, is based on the blue in our logo. After all, who doesn't love a paint named Dork? Dork is a midrange color that is a vivid shade of blue. Note: For the most vibrant...
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  • Turbo Dork Bullion Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Bullion Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold. Note: Bullion is most vibrant over a black basecoat.
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  • Turbo Dork Da Ba Dee Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Da Ba Dee Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    "All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be bluer? I don't think so. Note: For the most vibrant results, please use DA Ba Dee...
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  • Turbo Dork Blue Steel Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Blue Steel Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." Blue Steel is a beautiful, bright metallic blue-gray...
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  • Turbo Dork Gold Rush Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Gold Rush Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Note: Gold Rush is most vibrant over a black basecoat.
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  • Turbo Dork Bees Knees Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle
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    Bees Knees Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

    The first in our line of 70’s inspired colors! It is truly the Bee’s Knees (If we do say so ourselves.) Bees Knees is a warm metallic paint that shows up as a deep, warm yellow, almost honey. Note:...
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